‘BUT DADDY, I LOVE HIM’ Unisex Tank (White or Blue)
A classic line. A dramatic plea. A merman with abs for days and a triton that definitely isn’t compensating for anything.
This tee is for anyone who’s ever fallen too fast, cried too hard, or dramatically declared their love to an emotionally unavailable sea creature — we see you, and we made you a shirt. Featuring a bold merman ready to fight Poseidon and your daddy issues, this design splashes louder than a Broadway belt at a drag brunch.
Available in white (innocent... allegedly). Soft, comfy, and just clingy enough — like your last situationship.
Because love is love. And sometimes it’s with a merman. Deal with it, Daddy.
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Self fabric binding
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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